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Zelda, by Zac Gorman

Zelda, by Zac Gorman

A little throwback.

She ain’t messin with no broke…

ouch. that has got to hurt.

ouch. that has got to hurt.

Going Too Fast

ap says:

i was at a friend’s wedding, and at the end of the first dance during the reception, the mc asked for other couples to come up and join the newlyweds for a slow dance. i saw one girl at another table really wanted to go dance, but the guy she was with didn’t seem to want to. she kept insisting and finally got her way. so, she dragged him up and they danced. later on in the night, the mc was getting couples up on stage with the newlyweds for a fun activity. the girl obviously wanted to volunteer and was excitedly raising her hand. you could see the guy look so dejected. they ended up getting picked as one of the couples to go up. fast forward to the end of the night when it’s time for the bouquet toss. when the bride tossed it, the girl practically shoved her way through everyone else and snatched it in the air. haha. so, for the garter toss, the boyfriend was hiding in the back corner of the group at first, but the mc called him out to come to the middle. the groom felt obliged to toss the garter in his direction, and he ended up getting it.

so, you get the picture, right? the girl is very eager and very excited to announce their relationship to the world, but the guy is pretty reserved about it. when it was time for him to put the garter on her leg, the mc asked him how long they’ve been dating.

he shook his head and answered, “a month…”

whoa, slow down! bitches be crazy!

Friend-Zone Fiona

Friend-Zone Fiona

An oldie, but a goodie.
Jackhammers be crazy.

An oldie, but a goodie.

Jackhammers be crazy.

So, I thought the subway fight from last month was pretty bad. I was wrong. THIS is so much worse.
I never thought I’d ever see MMA-style fighting on the floor of a  subway train. Click on the source to check it out. It’s pretty effing  intense. It’s also absolutely horrifying. Ladies, seriously, there is no  reason for you to be conducting yourselves like this in public.
[source: gawker (video); dailymail (news, pics)]

So, I thought the subway fight from last month was pretty bad. I was wrong. THIS is so much worse.

I never thought I’d ever see MMA-style fighting on the floor of a subway train. Click on the source to check it out. It’s pretty effing intense. It’s also absolutely horrifying. Ladies, seriously, there is no reason for you to be conducting yourselves like this in public.

[source: gawker (video); dailymail (news, pics)]

scary…

scary…